thoughts from an empty head

I’ll bet you’ve been asking, “How come he don’t write?”

Actually, I’ll bet you’ve been asking, “Oh, God, him again?”

I’d love to report that I’ve retired to a palatial villa on the Pacific Ocean, sipping cold drinks with paper umbrellas in them, and watching the beautiful women in string-floss bikinis running and cavorting in the surf nearby. Sadly, not the case at all.

I’m on the border, currently. It’s a place which I dearly hoped that I would never return. Twice. And yet, here I am again, trying to get the smell of 40-year-old bacteria and tile and fiberglass and the memories of twenty years ago out of my skin.

And I haven’t even mentioned what the goats next door have been doing at five in the morning. Let’s just say that they are quite loud and not too particular about who hears them.

James Agee once said that you can never go home again. I suspect that he barely knew the half of it. I think that the reason you can never go back to a place you’ve once lived in is because you change. You become a different person. And the places and people that once meant something to you change or die or go away. And you return and find that everything you once knew has moved on, and the scenery has changed, and everything you once remembered with fondness is no more, and you really don’t matter that much in the grand scheme of things, because hey, you moved on, too.

Humbling, really. Especially when you need to find things on a map all over again, in a place you once knew like the back of your hand.

And you’d think I’d stop doing this. You think I’d stop goping back to those places that meant something to me, hoping to see those old faces and older places, only to find that time, that old bastard of a thief, has changed everything around once again.

Maybe I’ll feel better after a nap. And a drink.

And after I give the goats next door some hormone suppressant.

Polluting the intrawebz, one tweet at a time.

• 03:05 mouth full of tweets ff.im/d5pUS #
• 04:16 Pie, Pie, Me oh My, I love Pie! [pic] ff.im/d5z1S #
• 08:42 I just wounded @marktrosper in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 10:12 Good morning, FriendFeed. Can’t really talk right now. Packing. [pic] ff.im/d6lzL #
• 11:50 Packing up the remnants of my life. ff.im/d6o6r #
• 12:08 PRESIDENT « Pundit Kitchen ff.im/d6oAc #
• 13:27 Defense Bill Raids Personnel Funds to Pay For Weapons – Matt Taibbi – Taibblog – True/Slant ff.im/d6qvl #
• 13:32 The decade in news photographs – The Big Picture – Boston.com ff.im/d6qCT #
• 13:32 Having trouble grasping the concept trollcat | Trollcats ff.im/d6qD1 #
• 15:32 ‘Love Hormone’ May Trigger Jealousy Too – MSN Health & Fitness – Autism ff.im/d6tzw #
• 15:34 Finished packing for the day. I should probably kick out that podcast episode now. ff.im/d6tCr #
• 16:54 IM IN UR LAUNDRY, WATCHIN YUR DELIKATES ff.im/d6viJ #
• 17:10 Lesson learned: never edit a podcast while watching CONAN movies. Distractions will occur. #randomtimelords #
• 17:25 He grows up so fast … [pic] ff.im/d6vRM #
• 17:37 Like grandfather, like grandson. [pic] ff.im/d6w4l #
• 18:11 OK EVERYBODY BUTTON IT. DOLLHOUSE IS ON. #
• 18:56 Just saw this commercial during DOLLHOUSE. Remind me again: why did the suits at Fox have such a problem with… ff.im/d6xgF #
• 20:20 Just took "Which television series do you belong in?" and got: Heroes! Try it ➔ bit.ly/5opJe #
• 20:21 It figures. Just when DOLLHOUSE starts getting really good, the series gets canceled. Die in flames, Fox. ff.im/d6yj6 #
• 21:11 Summit sees ‘Red’ – Entertainment News, Film News, Media – Variety ff.im/d6yWz #
• 21:38 *briefly considers wading into 1000+ items in Google Reader; laughs, hits MARK ALL AS READ and gets another glass of… ff.im/d6zi6 #
• 21:41 Sinfest | 2009-12-18: Satan Claus 5 ff.im/d6zkE #
• 21:44 Abstruse Goose » Just Got Real ff.im/d6zmX #
• 23:41 Photo: another new hat (via Kat&Kat) tumblr.com/xqg4sn1bd #
• 23:41 Photo: New Year, Here We Come (with hats!) (via Ana Santos) tumblr.com/xqg4sn1li #
• 23:42 Photo: Tartan Hat (via Annie Butterfly) tumblr.com/xqg4sn1y5 #
• 23:42 Photo: Day 117 18.11.08 hats, hoodies and cool winter sun ☮ (via ☮freedom☮) tumblr.com/xqg4sn2fu #
• 23:43 Photo: You can leave your hat on (via ^Sil^) tumblr.com/xqg4sn2om #
• 23:43 Photo: In a hat on the bed. Again. (via {amanda}) tumblr.com/xqg4sn2wo #
• 23:43 Photo: The Top Hat Diaries (via Devilllle) tumblr.com/xqg4sn35p #
• 23:44 Photo: Conical hat and purple Áo dà i (via NaPix — Hmong Soul) tumblr.com/xqg4sn3g6 #
• 23:44 Photo: La fi dels barrets/el fin de los sombreros (via sarafaus) tumblr.com/xqg4sn3uf #
• 23:45 Photo: Sombreros II (via Martini Mike) tumblr.com/xqg4sn49r #
• 23:45 Photo: yo quiero mi sombrero (via peggy.) tumblr.com/xqg4sn4hr #
• 23:46 Photo: Mujer con sombrero (via Memo Vasquez) tumblr.com/xqg4sn4zu #
• 23:46 Photo: sombrero (via Mary Hockenbery (reddirtrose)) tumblr.com/xqg4sn5ck #
• 01:26 2:30 in the morning, and I’m waiting for the podcast clean-up program to finish. Watching RESIDENT EVIL 3, because I… ff.im/d6BYa #
• 01:27 God help me if I ever get honest employment. I’ve gotten used to going to bed at three and waking up at ten. ff.im/d6BZ2 #
• 02:15 Fierce Lovin’ from Another Dimension ff.im/d6CFC #
• 02:16 Episode 25 of Random Time Lords brings the fierce lovin’, baby. #randomtimelords is.gd/5tv1E #

The chaps at LoudTwitter did this. Obviously, the poor dears need psychological assistance.

Polluting the intrawebz, one tweet at a time.

• 03:16 mouth full of tweets ff.im/d2oUV #
• 09:57 Good morning, FriendFeed. ff.im/d3kGU #
• 11:13 Why, thank you, little car. I needed another expense right now. ff.im/d3vbZ #
• 11:28 The 19-plus worst films of 2009 | Film | Best of | The A.V. Club ff.im/d3xGc #
• 11:35 uTorrent Adds Video Streaming Support | TorrentFreak ff.im/d3yHW #
• 11:36 US jobless claims rise for second week | AlterNet ff.im/d3yN8 #
• 11:36 WTF? $26 Software Being Used to Hack Drone Program in Iraq & Afghanistan | World | AlterNet ff.im/d3yOJ #
• 11:49 Why is it that I can find a receipt for every restaurant I’ve eaten at for the past six months, but can’t find the… ff.im/d3AZA #
• 13:25 @Kekibird "Deer teecher: Katie is exkusd frum duun aniy homwurk. Sinecerely, Katie’s Mom." #
• 13:26 Photo: I asked my band director To let us play Chocolate Rain | MUSICALLY OBLIVIOUS 8TH GRADER | Meme… tumblr.com/xqg4rdt3n #
• 13:33 @Kekibird "Yours truly, Bunneh." #
• 13:58 Steampunk menorah | Boing Boing ff.im/d3SCW #
• 14:09 Dear Sci-Fi Book Club: One of these things is not like the others. Regards, Me. [pic] ff.im/d3Ua9 #
• 14:14 Can Social Media Give You an Overinflated Ego? ff.im/d3UEU #
• 14:17 @HaroAvo I hear that. Mine has its own gravity well and planetary arc around the sun. #
• 14:17 79.9 Percent Interest Credit Card From First Premier Bank Skirts New Regulations ff.im/d3VbE #
• 14:20 Ubuntu 10.04 will bring panel overhaul, social network menu ff.im/d3VAD #
• 14:21 Israeli Authorities Will Reimburse Girl After Shooting Holes Through Her Laptop – Shot up macbook – Gizmodo ff.im/d3VDc #
• 14:22 English Russia » 1947 Stalingrad; American Journalists’ Viewpoint ff.im/d3VRh #
• 14:23 English Russia » Winter Affairs ff.im/d3W8T #
• 14:30 @oregon_jon Unpossible. Everyone knows that YouTube comments are a wretched hive of scum and villany. #
• 14:34 Insurgents Hack U.S. Drones – WSJ.com ff.im/d3XTF #
• 14:35 Insurgents Intercept Drone Video in King-Size Security Breach (Updated, with Video) | Danger Room | Wired.com ff.im/d3YbN #
• 14:42 Minitube Brings a Flash-Free YouTube to Mac and Linux – YouTube – Lifehacker ff.im/d3Z91 #
• 14:44 @Mona #Cilantro. THAT is all. #cilantrogivesyousuperpowers #
• 14:47 The Economics of a Free Google Phone – Nexus one google phone – Gizmodo ff.im/d3ZVk #
• 14:59 YouTube – Franken Denies Lieberman an ‘Additional Moment’ to Continue Speaking on the Senate Floor ff.im/d41Lr #
• 15:02 Chuck Norris: Mary Might Have Aborted Jesus Christ Under ObamaCare/’Herodcare’ | TPM LiveWire ff.im/d42oa #
• 15:03 Top 10 Ways to Answer the Question: What Do You Do? ff.im/d42rk #
• 15:04 uTorrent 2.0 RC Brings Transfer Cap and UDP Support, Video Streaming to Come – utorrent – Lifehacker ff.im/d42yd #
• 15:04 Energy-Efficient LED Traffic Lights Are Backfiring In a Deadly Way – Safety – Gizmodo ff.im/d42Cj #
• 15:11 Video: The D.C. | The Daily Show | Comedy Central ff.im/d43Ik #
• 15:16 Think Progress » Blue Shield of California reverses course on its cancellation policy. ff.im/d44oq #
• 15:16 Think Progress » Tea Party hires a plane with 100-foot banner reading ‘OBAMA STOP DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY’ to fly… ff.im/d44sa #
• 15:27 I suddenly have the urge to sing songs from MY FAIR LADY. I will drink heavily to counteract this urge. #
• 15:30 @farwyde That’s how I got slapped with that restraining order. #
• 15:36 @farwyde I know, right? Sadly, she didn’t want me to sing to her. Go figure. #
• 15:36 @matsie Hope springs eternal. #
• 15:53 Sinfest | 2009-12-15: Satan Claus 2 ff.im/d49Bh #
• 15:54 Sinfest | 2009-12-16: Satan Claus 3 ff.im/d49I4 #
• 15:54 Privacy.org – The Source for News, Information, and Action ff.im/d49Kx #
• 15:55 Sinfest | 2009-12-17: Satan Claus 4 ff.im/d49N9 #
• 15:55 Tomgram: Jo Comerford, Afghan War Costs 101 | TomDispatch ff.im/d49Sk #
• 16:05 Dinner Tonight: Mediterranean Poached Eggs | Serious Eats : Recipes ff.im/d4btJ #
• 16:06 I just infiltrated a corrupt bank. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 16:08 FUCK YEAH CILANTRO ff.im/d4bUd #
• 16:12 Readers by Author « Lauren Leto ff.im/d4cqw #
• 16:24 Forbidden Ensemble | Porno Soundtracks Volume 1 | CD Baby ff.im/d4e1E #
• 16:24 DAY 132 OF 365 [pic] ff.im/d4eak #
• 16:25 The 15 Best Time Travel Stories Of All Time ff.im/d4ef9 #
• 16:33 AMC – Blogs – SciFi Scanner – John Scalzi – The Winners and Losers of ’00s SciFi Movies ff.im/d4fwB #
• 16:35 Steven Perez is the Paladin of the Lost Hour. And no, you can’t see the watch. Trust him, it’s there. #
• 16:36 I hate getting shushed when I’m singing awesome music. #
• 16:41 Torrent-Damage Domain Name Suspended | FreakBits ff.im/d4gEf #
• 16:41 Ushiku Daibutsu: The Great Buddha of Ushiku | Ushiku, | Atlas Obscura ff.im/d4gH2 #
• 16:43 abandonedplaces: Coal Towns ff.im/d4gX0 #
• 16:46 @mathewballard That’s a possibility. A remote possibility, but one all the same. #
• 16:47 @QueenofSpain THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. *hides Nine Tails CD* #
• 16:47 @eightiesfan twitpic.com/txw5a – SWEET! #
• 16:50 Potential outcomes of pervasive surveillance | Blog | Futurismic ff.im/d4hVh #
• 16:51 Mercurial cartography | Blog | Futurismic ff.im/d4i2V #
• 16:52 Think Progress » Matthews: The netroots ‘get their giggles from sitting in the backseat and bitching.’ ff.im/d4i84 #
• 16:53 DRM Fiasco Ruins James Cameron’s Avatar 3D Preview | TorrentFreak ff.im/d4ick #
• 16:53 Low-end temp predictions may bring 6-meter ocean level rise ff.im/d4ifp #
• 16:53 Is Urban Planning Dead in the U.S.? Frank Gehry Thinks So » INFRASTRUCTURIST ff.im/d4iid #
• 16:54 The Telltale Signs Of A Volcano Preparing To Erupt – geophysics – io9 ff.im/d4ilV #
• 16:55 Transplanted Rat Brains Could Beat Alzheimer’s – Flowers for algernon – io9 ff.im/d4iqQ #
• 16:55 Recession hitting Ohio’s former steel towns hard – washingtonpost.com ff.im/d4its #
• 17:00 Supervillains Put Spider-Man 4 Production on Hold (Updated) – Spider-Man 4 – io9 ff.im/d4j5s #
• 17:01 OpenSecrets | BCS Becomes Political Football as Lobbyists Blitz Congress – Capital Eye ff.im/d4j9S #
• 17:02 The legislation of fabrication – should 3D printing be outlawed? | Blog | Futurismic ff.im/d4jjj #
• 17:17 In the interests of fostering "smarter" conversation: فقط بتحطيم اصبعه بين زوج من اقفاص 45 فون الجنيه. Discuss. ff.im/d4kQn #
• 17:22 The World Reacts to The New Facebook | Electronic Frontier Foundation ff.im/d4lsI #
• 17:23 The Coolest Retro PC Ever Made: Pics, Videos, Links, News ff.im/d4lzk #
• 17:31 @QueenofSpain "Erin was a brave soldier. We all remember her epic cage fight to the death with Joe Lieberman …" #
• 17:49 I suppose I could have given Robert Scoble a polite, intelligent retort to his ridiculous statement, but his remark… ff.im/d4plG #
• 17:53 Shania Twain – From This Moment On ff.im/d4pKd #
• 17:53 Natalie Imbruglia – Torn ff.im/d4pKe #
• 17:53 The Cardigans – Lovefool ff.im/d4pKf #
• 21:21 I am home from the cold and wet. And I have brought pumpkin pie with me. ff.im/d4OkU #
• 22:30 I like pie. ff.im/d4WPJ #
• 22:32 I just attempted to assassinate @Dora_ble_Dora, but failed. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 22:33 I just assassinated a dictator. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 22:45 Photo: Lemon Meringue Pie (via ♥ he@rt ♥) tumblr.com/xqg4rsl8t #
• 22:45 Photo: Slice’a Vegan Mud Pie (via Deirdre Jean) tumblr.com/xqg4rslmu #
• 22:46 Photo: pumpkin pie cupcake (via jewelsb78(thefrostedcak encookie)) tumblr.com/xqg4rsm1k #
• 22:47 Photo: Fluffy Key Lime Pie Recipe (via Pillsbury.com) tumblr.com/xqg4rsn9t #
• 22:48 Photo: flickrversary celebratory pie (via VROG in Bristol) tumblr.com/xqg4rsnwl #
• 22:50 Photo: Pie, Pie, Me oh My, I love Pie! (via AlyssssylA) tumblr.com/xqg4rsprv #
• 22:51 Photo: Long Slice of Pie Ala Mode 4 of 4 (via cobalt123) tumblr.com/xqg4rsr3f #
• 22:52 Photo: Tamale Pie (via Greencolander) tumblr.com/xqg4rsrvs #
• 22:53 Photo: Pie cutting cilantro (via lil’pic) tumblr.com/xqg4rssf9 #
• 23:25 Guess What I’m Watching [pic] ff.im/d50zw #

The chaps at LoudTwitter did this. Obviously, the poor dears need psychological assistance.

Polluting the intrawebz, one tweet at a time.

• 03:04 mouth full of tweets ff.im/cZcc2 #
• 08:54 Bernanke and the cover curse – Paul Krugman Blog – NYTimes.com ff.im/d01xT #
• 09:50 "You could be a member of the House for 30 years, work your ass off to get a bill passed, and then all…" tumblr.com/xqg4qfoob #
• 10:36 Anny Summer [pic] ff.im/d0iYA #
• 11:01 @embee No, Bernacke will NOT be appearing in a tasteful photo shoot in MAXIM. #
• 11:07 Video: Dailymotion – Duck Amuck (WB-Chuck Jones, 1953) tumblr.com/xqg4qh39n #
• 11:17 Video: Dailymotion – Clerks: Duck Amuck Tribute tumblr.com/xqg4qha1z #
• 15:51 Think it’s time to return this microwave I just bought. I don’t think that the insides are supposed to melt and warp. #
• 16:04 Video: Prescott Financial Sells Gold, Women & Sheep | December 15, 2009 | ColbertNation.com tumblr.com/xqg4qndz6 #
• 16:17 Video: THE END OF TIME | Blogtor Who tumblr.com/xqg4qnp9d #
• 16:24 I just attempted to assassinate @Allotment_Man, but failed. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 16:25 Just bought a M60E3 Machine Gun. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 16:26 I just deposited money into my Swiss bank account. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 16:27 I just thwarted ecoterrorists. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 16:58 Hello, FriendFeed. It’s been that kind of day. ff.im/d1dyH #
• 17:06 Would cutting the minimum wage raise employment? – Paul Krugman Blog – NYTimes.com ff.im/d1eM1 #
• 17:06 Can ‘Whole Foods Conservatives’ Make the GOP "Safe for Smarties Again"? | Politics | AlterNet ff.im/d1ePv #
• 17:11 @thevixy More like a train wreck plus a twelve-car pile-up on the interstate of life. #
• 17:12 Who’s Crazier: Palin-ites or Scientologists? – Scientology – Gawker ff.im/d1fPn #
• 17:12 Book Covers That Are Ashamed To Be Science Fiction – Books – io9 ff.im/d1fT6 #
• 17:54 Yep, the new trailer is awesome. www.IronManMovie.com #
• 18:21 Photo: Epidemia de Pánico / Panic Epidemy (via Eneas) tumblr.com/xqg4qqx15 #
• 18:21 Photo: hotel room jump while wearing a suit (via poopoorama) tumblr.com/xqg4qqxdi #
• 18:21 Photo: Mountain Lion Safety (via ekai) tumblr.com/xqg4qqxsn #
• 18:22 Photo: Monsoons Invite Snakes… Learn About Snakebite visit The Snake Cell ! (via Captain Suresh) tumblr.com/xqg4qqy6a #
• 18:22 Photo: Apocalyptic Capitalism (via jameshill) tumblr.com/xqg4qqyfr #
• 18:22 Photo: unprepared (via Tatiana Cardeal) tumblr.com/xqg4qqyqo #
• 18:23 Photo: Military Police Force (via Nil!) tumblr.com/xqg4qqz4v #
• 18:24 Photo: A gripping read (via Brentjp99 (now and then)) tumblr.com/xqg4qqzu3 #
• 18:24 Photo: its all been in your mind (via holly.skye) tumblr.com/xqg4qr0d3 #
• 18:24 Photo: Fire at Coal harbour (via eyesplash Mikul) tumblr.com/xqg4qr0ox #
• 18:25 Photo: High Voltage (via [ Rodelicious ] ~ PRO no more) tumblr.com/xqg4qr13h #
• 18:26 Photo: Riots in Thessaloniki -Greece (via Teacher Dude’s BBQ) tumblr.com/xqg4qr1hc #
• 18:26 Photo: shorthanded (via helveticaneue) tumblr.com/xqg4qr2e5 #
• 18:27 Anti-Motivational on Flickr – Photo Sharing! ff.im/d1pVL #
• 18:28 abandonedplaces: Gunkanjima – Battleship Island ff.im/d1q9P #
• 18:52 When You Look At Your Cell Phone « GraphJam ff.im/d1tjG #
• 18:53 Zombie Apocalypse Objects by Usefulness « GraphJam ff.im/d1tjW #
• 18:53 Typical Situation « GraphJam ff.im/d1tp0 #
• 18:53 Theatre Seating « GraphJam ff.im/d1trH #
• 18:53 Sending an error report to Microsoft « GraphJam ff.im/d1ttp #
• 18:55 What people know of the Batman franchise « GraphJam ff.im/d1tBH #
• 18:55 Things New Moon Consists of « GraphJam ff.im/d1tDy #
• 19:06 AT&T: net neutrality OK if we can cut priority access deals ff.im/d1v90 #
• 19:06 Where quantum chromodynamics meets gravity ff.im/d1vdz #
• 19:07 Major record labels gang up and screw over indie record store Boing Boing ff.im/d1vjk #
• 19:08 Most Popular Linux Posts of 2009 – Best of 2009 – Lifehacker ff.im/d1vkU #
• 19:17 @farwyde If that’s true, then I’m the most loved man in the world. #
• 19:45 How has today been? Funny you ask … [pic] ff.im/d1A1u #
• 19:57 2009 in photos (part 3 of 3) – The Big Picture – Boston.com ff.im/d1B6d #
• 19:57 Fake blood | Blog | Futurismic ff.im/d1B8P #
• 20:06 Alien planet could be ultimate water world – space – 16 December 2009 – New Scientist ff.im/d1CjS #
• 20:06 Goldman Agonistes – Goldman Sachs – Gawker ff.im/d1CkG #
• 20:07 India Will Be Most Populous Country in the World in 2025 – Futurism – io9 ff.im/d1Crq #
• 20:09 Obama Plans To Hold Detainees Indefinitely At Thomson Facility ff.im/d1CFo #
• 20:10 Revealed: Bush officials e-mailed bogus rumor blaming Gore for failure to kill Bin Laden | Raw Story ff.im/d1CNZ #
• 20:11 Who Stole Hitler’s Corpse? The Truth Revealed – Eva Braun – io9 ff.im/d1CYc #
• 20:13 There Will Be a Lot of White People for a Few Extra Years – White People – Gawker ff.im/d1D8J #
• 20:13 Alisher Usmanov: The Scary Russian Oligarch Seducing Silicon Valley – Alisher usmanov – Gawker ff.im/d1DaA #
• 20:14 Naomi Klein: US Lowering the Bar in Copenhagen, Doing More Harm Than Good | Environment | AlterNet ff.im/d1Dci #
• 20:15 High-Speed Javelin Trains Arrive in the UK | Inhabitat ff.im/d1Djj #
• 20:19 Think Progress » Despite Previous Lawsuits, Arpaio Issues New Order Forcing Inmates To Listen To Christmas Carols ff.im/d1DTk #
• 20:20 Toxic Waste is Turning Russian Dogs Green – Green dogs – io9 ff.im/d1DV9 #
• 20:20 Tarantino Explores His Alternate World War II For "Inglourious Basterds" DVD – Inglourious Basterds – io9 ff.im/d1E0X #
• 20:21 US sues Intel, accuses chipmaker of stifling competition | AlterNet ff.im/d1E46 #
• 20:23 Sanders Pulls Single-Payer Amendment, Paves Way For Liebercare | Politics | AlterNet ff.im/d1EnY #
• 20:25 Sen. Coburn Promises "Several More" Stunts To Delay Health Care Reform | Media Matters Action Network ff.im/d1Ex2 #
• 20:30 Revolving Door: David M Israelite Employment Summary | OpenSecrets ff.im/d1F5N #
• 20:41 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 1 of 7) ff.im/d1G5B #
• 20:46 @DannyMinick Good luck. #
• 20:51 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 2 of 7) ff.im/d1H0t #
• 20:58 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 3 of 7) ff.im/d1HBl #
• 21:11 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 4 of 7) ff.im/d1JeP #
• 21:18 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 5 of 7) ff.im/d1K9F #
• 21:26 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 6 of 7) ff.im/d1L5t #
• 21:40 Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 7 of 7) ff.im/d1MSl #
• 21:59 Dave Winer’s "WHERE EVERYBODY GO" thread made me LOL. For all the wrong reasons. Thanks for firming up my… ff.im/d1Pel #
• 22:47 Can you see it??? ff.im/d1Uja #

The chaps at LoudTwitter did this. Obviously, the poor dears need psychological assistance.

Polluting the intrawebz, one tweet at a time.

• 03:01 mouth full of tweets ff.im/cVZmr #
• 09:37 WTF? AVATAR isn’t even out yet, and it’s up for Best Picture? And STAR TREK doesn’t even get a sniff for Best Score? Award shows suck. #
• 09:38 I just defused a nuclear missile. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 09:53 @boxercab w00t! Congratulations! #
• 09:55 @orchid8 DOO EET. #
• 10:02 I Love Charts – Am I right ladies? ff.im/cX0nT #
• 10:25 Boston University LipDub ff.im/cX4DU #
• 12:28 Beginning to worry about these robot calls from insurance outfits. Do I look that unhealthy? #
• 13:56 JOB HUNT 2009 UPDATE: Got another call, this time from San Antonio, for help desk duties. The plot thickens. ff.im/cXARY #
• 14:02 SliTaz GNU/Linux (en) ff.im/cXBBR #
• 14:41 2009 in photos (part 2 of 3) – The Big Picture – Boston.com ff.im/cXH7E #
• 15:07 Obama presses ‘fat-cat bankers’ to lend, but has no real leverage / The Christian Science Monitor – CSMonitor.com ff.im/cXKRL #
• 15:10 Supreme Court to look at employees’ privacy rights / The Christian Science Monitor – CSMonitor.com ff.im/cXLkX #
• 15:15 Could a new Google phone, the Nexus One, challenge mobile service contracts? / The Christian Science Monitor -… ff.im/cXM2C #
• 15:19 Why are big banks like Citigroup rushing to pay back TARP funds? / The Christian Science Monitor – CSMonitor.com ff.im/cXMKd #
• 15:38 I just wounded @pongogonzo in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 15:39 Just bought a Vintage Coupe. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 15:41 I just deposited money into my Swiss bank account. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 15:41 I just infiltrated a corrupt bank. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 15:53 @joshuamneff twitpic.com/to35w – Whoa. Nice. #
• 15:58 Normality is for mortals. ff.im/cXSNv #
• 16:07 Think Progress » Beck Defends Founding Fathers’ Decision To Count African-Americans As Three-Fifths Of A Person… ff.im/cXTSj #
• 16:10 Obama Administration Will Restore Missing Bush White House Emails | TPMMuckraker ff.im/cXUdV #
• 16:28 New Center for National Policy President Hopes to Rescue U.S. Infrastructure » INFRASTRUCTURIST ff.im/cXX9I #
• 20:21 Finished recording Episode 25 of Random Time Lords with the lovely Anna Haro. #
• 20:36 12 Hilarious Corporate Attempts to Look Green | Media and Technology | AlterNet ff.im/cYsnd #
• 20:38 How awesome is STARDUST? I can’t watch it when it comes on TV, because they never show it in widescreen. ff.im/cYsCV #
• 20:39 Bill Moyers Journal: Howard Zinn | PBS ff.im/cYsMe #
• 20:40 Abandoned US steel mill costly sign of changing times | AlterNet ff.im/cYsWd #
• 20:41 Think Progress » Franken: Republicans ‘haven’t read the bill and are not very familiar with it.’ ff.im/cYsYF #
• 20:41 Why We’re Fascinated by the Paranormal, Masonic Myths and Secret Societies | Media and Technology | AlterNet ff.im/cYt18 #
• 20:43 After Hurricane Katrina, police lied to family about shooting | Raw Story ff.im/cYt9b #
• 20:43 Supreme Court Refuses to Hear Gitmo Torture Case Claiming Detainees Are Not "Persons" | Rights and Liberties | AlterNet ff.im/cYte6 #
• 20:44 2009 Moviegoers Defied Recession to Reward Bad Filmmaking – Box Office – Gawker ff.im/cYthx #
• 20:47 20 Greatest SF Movies Of The Past Decade – Superheroes – io9 ff.im/cYtP4 #
• 20:56 Bunneh Bed Hair [pic] ff.im/cYv0M #
• 21:15 Democrats cede more on health bill, including Medicare buy-in | Raw Story ff.im/cYxvj #
• 21:16 How Did the Bush White House Generate 234,042 Emails Per Day? – George W. Bush – Gawker ff.im/cYxA4 #
• 21:16 Too Fat to Serve: How Our Unhealthy Food System Is Undermining the Military | Health and Wellness | AlterNet ff.im/cYxHR #
• 21:18 Schneier on Security: The U.S. Civil Rights Movement as an Insurgency ff.im/cYxXB #
• 21:19 Super Punch: Horror movies recast with people as the villains ff.im/cYy2d #
• 21:20 Does Science Fiction Make Your Workplace A Hostile Environment For Women? – Gender – io9 ff.im/cYy9A #
• 21:21 Swine flu shots for infants, toddlers recalled in US | AlterNet ff.im/cYyih #
• 21:32 @farwyde WOO-HOO! FAR IS THE PERFECT WOMAN! #
• 21:33 Wingnut: "Crushing Student Loan Debt" Doubles as Good Birth Control | PEEK | AlterNet ff.im/cYzZJ #
• 21:34 To Fight Global Warming and Prevent Hunger, We Need to Change How We Grow Our Food | Environment | AlterNet ff.im/cYAbt #
• 21:35 Oral Roberts Dead at 91 – oral roberts – Gawker ff.im/cYAdM #
• 21:38 "There once was a preacher named Oral, Who sang out a heavenly choral! God smote him one day, Though the…" tumblr.com/xqg4q2l23 #
• 21:39 Think Progress » Kentucky Tea Partiers Tell Sen. Bunning’s Staff Of Their Concerns About Fascism, Muslims, And Taxes ff.im/cYAAm #
• 21:44 Just be spLendid… (elmo cupcake) ff.im/cYBar #
• 21:46 Tomgram: William Astore, Grinding Down the U.S. Army | TomDispatch ff.im/cYBm2 #
• 21:46 Accidental Supervillain on Trial for Causing Earthquakes – Man-made earthquake – io9 ff.im/cYBmU #
• 21:46 What if James Cameron Made A Spider-Man Movie? – Avatar – io9 ff.im/cYBqn #
• 21:51 YouTube – 12 Days of Tea Partying ff.im/cYBTk #
• 22:20 PhRMA Hack: Campaign Promises Are Just That – Matt Taibbi – Taibblog – True/Slant ff.im/cYF6a #
• 22:31 What Does Your Body Language Say About You? How To Read Signs and Recognize Gestures – Blog – Jinxi Boo ff.im/cYGal #
• 22:54 Move to National ID Cards Delayed | Threat Level | Wired.com ff.im/cYIQT #
• 22:58 The web =/= the mob? | Blog | Futurismic ff.im/cYJi5 #
• 23:00 Congress To Pay $30 Million to Fight Piracy | FreakBits ff.im/cYJoC #
• 23:01 "Let’s put this in perspective. $30 million dollars is enough to provide a college education for up to…" tumblr.com/xqg4q4pw0 #
• 23:05 Permaculture as an MMO? | Blog | Futurismic ff.im/cYJUq #
• 23:06 The bad thing about taking a three-hour nap in the afternoon? I’ll be up until morning now. #
• 23:06 FUCK YEAH CILANTRO ff.im/cYK4r #
• 23:06 EFF Fights for Anonymity for Online Critic in Friday Hearing | Electronic Frontier Foundation ff.im/cYKat #
• 23:07 Will The Chinese BitTorrent Crackdown Boost Criminals? | TorrentFreak ff.im/cYKcC #
• 23:08 FUCK YEAH CILANTRO ff.im/cYKpg #
• 23:09 US Holds Ridiculously One-Sided Anti-Piracy Roundtable | TorrentFreak ff.im/cYKzQ #
• 23:18 Obama Sides With Blind in Copyright-Treaty Debate | Threat Level | Wired.com ff.im/cYLzm #
• 23:18 Good News from WIPO: U.S. Delegation Supports Visually Impaired Citizens | Electronic Frontier Foundation ff.im/cYLAZ #
• 23:20 abandonedplaces: Pictures taken on Lenin’s birthday four years ago in Penza region, Russia ff.im/cYLHI #
• 23:22 abandonedplaces: Packing plant demolition ff.im/cYLUN #
• 23:23 Creating a ‘Gitmo North’ an Alarming Step, Says ACLU | American Civil Liberties Union ff.im/cYM7n #
• 23:24 Facebook Privacy Updates Open Security Holes, Experts Say – Security – IT Channel News by CRN ff.im/cYMcK #
• 23:40 Photo: Married To The Sea – ARCHIVE: Dec 2009 tumblr.com/xqg4q5m9e #
• 00:09 Photo: _DSC1723 2 (via Claudio Escobillana) tumblr.com/xqg4q66p5 #
• 00:12 For Caroline. ff.im/cYRjc #
• 00:14 Photo: Noelia Chazarreta (via Claudio Escobillana) tumblr.com/xqg4q6am8 #
• 00:18 You never know when inspiration will hit. [pic] ff.im/cYRR0 #
• 00:23 The hell with the carrier. TARDIS phone calls are never long distance. [pic] ff.im/cYSkf #
• 00:25 Dis mah res staplr. You no can haz. [pic] ff.im/cYSv5 #
• 00:28 O HAI. YOU LIKE MAH NEW SPAMBLOCKER? NOW I NO CAN SEE DA SPAM. [pic] ff.im/cYT7I #
• 00:36 Yes, I’m watching it again. #oohsalma [pic] ff.im/cYTZn #
• 00:39 @Spigrrl Never tried it that way before. #
• 00:48 “Battlestar,” “Dollhouse” Among the Most Time Shifted Shows of 2009 : Slice of SciFi ff.im/cYVmE #
• 00:53 CHAKA KHAN – Ain’t Nobody ff.im/cYVZM #
• 00:53 @thevixy mmmmmm, pancakes … #
• 00:56 BRING IT « Pundit Kitchen ff.im/cYWgM #
• 00:57 @thevixy I dunno. That’s quite a drive. #
• 01:01 Photo: Kim Novak (via Music2MyEars) tumblr.com/xqg4q75bd #
• 01:01 Photo: Abbott and Costello (via Music2MyEars) tumblr.com/xqg4q75ny #
• 01:03 Photo: Sharon Tate (via Music2MyEars) tumblr.com/xqg4q76y6 #
• 01:04 Photo: Ann Sheridan (via Music2MyEars) tumblr.com/xqg4q77ep #
• 01:10 Photo: Jayne Mansfield (via Music2MyEars) tumblr.com/xqg4q7b0y #
• 01:16 Kissing Suzy Kolber » LOLNFL: Week 14 ff.im/cYYvl #
• 01:23 Abstraction | xkcd – A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language – By Randall Munroe ff.im/cYZod #

The chaps at LoudTwitter did this. Obviously, the poor dears need psychological assistance.