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03:03 mouth full of tweets ff.im/bGWne #
04:04 11/13/09 Conferenced [pic] ff.im/bH3WG #
11:20 Good afternoon, pretty cobras of the internet. #TalkLikeWarrenEllis – talklikewarrenellis.com [pic] ff.im/bIeTv #
11:42 I just provoked an intercontinental war. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
11:44 Just bought a Dartgun. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
12:20 I just reached level 25. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
12:22 Yeah, I just love it when our twitchy DSL line flakes out as I’m uploading a resume to a potential client. #notreally #
12:40 The Black Plague? ACORN’s fault. #acornfacts #
12:41 Why did Genghis Khan conquer most of Asia? ACORN told him to, of course #acornfacts #
12:41 Jar Jat Binks? Originally an ACORN volunteer on Naboo. #acornfacts #
12:42 ACORN told everyone to sell, sell, sell in October 1929. #acornfacts #
12:42 Everything You Need To Know About Chrome OS – chrome os – Gizmodo ff.im/bIsLs #
12:43 Stephenie Meyer was paid millions of dollars by ACORN to make vampires less scary. #acornfacts #
12:44 The only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of? ACORN. #acornfacts #
12:46 ACORN recommended that the SCI-FI Channel change their name to Syfy. And told them to "imagine greater". #acornfacts #
12:47 ACORN used to be SPECTRE, but changed their name after 007 killed too many of their agents. #acornfacts #
12:47 ACORN taught your cat to throw up in your shoes. #acornfacts #
12:48 ACORN was responsible for Disco Demolition Night in 1979. #acornfacts #
12:49 ACORN gave us the recent KNIGHT RIDER remake. #acornfacts #
12:51 Internet Explorer 6? ACORN’s plot to spam us all. #acornfacts #
12:53 The real reason why you’ll never see DUKE NUKEM FOREVER? ACORN blocked it when they couldn’t get past the last boss. #acornfacts #
12:56 ACORN convinced Sean Connery that ZARDOZ would really help his career. #acornfacts #
12:58 I KNEW IT!!! | RT @PerryJeff: ACORN canceled "Dollhouse" #acornfacts #
13:05 I just broadcasted a shortwave signal. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
13:06 Stopping the ACTA Juggernaut | Electronic Frontier Foundation ff.im/bIwJO #
13:07 Good karma: an in-depth review of Ubuntu 9.10 – Ars Technica ff.im/bIwPW #
13:08 New Flip Video Cameras to Have Wi-Fi ff.im/bIwYN #
13:12 Just bought a Stealth Armored Supercar. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
13:20 YouTube – EXTREME DAGOBAH Tourism Video!! ff.im/bIz5X #
13:29 An introduction to the FBI’s anti-cyber crime network – Ars Technica ff.im/bIApw #
13:30 Photo: Candy shop. (via Beat.) tumblr.com/xqg44t6f4 #
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14:39 THE BEAT » Blog Archive » Alan Moore, destroyer of library workers ff.im/bIKIH #
14:42 Waddya mean ‘Get help’? « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? ff.im/bIL6t #
14:42 BBC News – US Army Corps blamed for Katrina floods ff.im/bILae #
14:42 BREAKING: Leaked UK government plan to create "Pirate Finder General" with power to appoint militias, create laws -… ff.im/bILfm #
14:43 CIA Secret Prison Found – ABC News ff.im/bILgG #
14:44 Oklahoma Lawmaker Considering Bill To Opt Out Of Hate Crimes Act | Rights and Liberties | AlterNet ff.im/bILsC #
15:19 Psalm 109:8 Bumper Sticker [PIC] ff.im/bIRc8 #
15:21 Think Progress » New Right-Wing Craze Prays That Obama’s ‘Days Be Few’ ff.im/bIRxH #
15:25 Think Progress » Senate health bill restores abstinence-only education funding. ff.im/bIS4D #
15:27 FUCK YEAH CILANTRO ff.im/bISnb #
15:28 H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist – pseudo-science – io9 ff.im/bISum #
15:29 OpenSecrets | Finance and Credit Companies Lobby Lawmakers As Congress Moves to Aggressively Regulate Them – Capital Eye ff.im/bISz8 #
15:30 Think Progress » Foxx: Republicans ‘Passed Civil Rights Bills Back In The 60s Without Very Much Help’ From Democrats ff.im/bISJU #
15:31 McFarthest Spot | , South Dakota | Atlas Obscura ff.im/bISVf #
15:32 Think Progress » Hoffman un-un-unconcedes the NY-23 special election. ff.im/bISYx #
15:34 Tomorrow’s world: the demise of Fed-Ex | Blog | Futurismic ff.im/bITmo #
15:49 RT @welldoneson: #acornfacts ACORN caused the explosion on the Klingon moon, Praxis #
15:51 Poll: Majority Of Republicans Think Obama Didn’t Actually Win 2008 Election — ACORN Stole It! | TPMDC ff.im/bIW1Q #
15:54 ACORN invented p2p. #acornfacts #
16:34 Kimchi Jigae Recipe (Kimchi Soup) | Korean Recipes ff.im/bJ2lY #
16:34 Smart grids drag utilities into the swamp of online privacy – Ars Technica ff.im/bJ2oB #
16:37 Tough day? Have a bunneh. ff.im/bJ2K5 #
16:48 Shoulda taken a nap when I had the chance. #
17:09 EXTREME DAGOBAH Tourism Video!! ff.im/bJ7B2 #
18:04 @Kekibird Now THAT’s scary. #
18:06 I just assassinated an unhinged industrialist. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
21:01 Back home. I got rained on. ff.im/bJATr #
21:10 We got meta-humor up the wazoo trollcat | Trollcats ff.im/bJBT8 #
21:21 I had to laugh [pic] ff.im/bJDgC #
22:10 This just in: DSL connections out in the woods really suck. #
23:16 Good night, my heaving porn badgers. #TalkLikeWarrenEllis – talklikewarrenellis.com ff.im/bJQEq #