thoughts from an empty head

Joel Stein
Los Angeles Times

Dear Mr. Stein:

Thanks ever so much for your information-free essay on food allergies. How happy I was to find out that the disfiguring reaction I had to raw pistachios that made my face puff out like a pus-filled balloon was only a Yuppie invention. Now that I have this valuable information, I know exactly whose ass to kick for my descent into sick time hell.

Therefore, if you could please send me your home address, I will be right over with a large bag of pistachios and a can of whoop-ass, you Yuppie rat bastard.

Regards,

Steven Perez
Observer and raconteur, thoughts from an empty head

P.S. On second thought, I retract my offer to kick your Yuppie ass. You already work for a paper that employs asshats such as Max Boot and Jonah Goldberg, and that is punishment enough for any person.

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