mouth full of tweets
Polluting the intrawebz, one tweet at a time.
- 07:17 Good morning, intrawebz. This just in: FREAKING COLD OUTSIDE. Must be winter or something. ff.im/l8ZF #
- 07:19 Holy cow, the bus is rather empty today. Wonder if there is some sort of holiday happening soon. ff.im/l90X #
- 07:22 All of you braggarts going on about your epic snowfall fill my heart with seething envy. I hate you all. ff.im/l98C #
- 07:49 W. Mark Felt, Watergate Deep Throat, Dies at 95 – Obituary (Obit) – NYTimes.com ff.im/l9WQ #
- 07:52 The Raw Story | Paper’s count suggests Franken victory over Coleman ff.im/la1d #
- 07:54 Sinfest | 2008-12-19: Let’s Fly ff.im/la3f #
- 08:05 Abstruse Goose » Schrödinger’s Miscalculation – Part 2 ff.im/lapJ #
- 08:11 Afghanistan: Soviet failures echo for US | csmonitor.com ff.im/laBr #
- 08:11 Bush offers $17.4 billion in loans to automakers – International Herald Tribune ff.im/laBN #
- 08:48 Is it wrong that I’ve been telling small children about how Dick Cheney had Santa Claus shot down over Virginia back… ff.im/lbGw #
- 08:54 THIS JUST IN: Evil Steven is in full effect on the intrawebz today. You have been warned. ff.im/lbUY #
- 09:09 Want proof that life is unfair? On TV now: KNIGHT RIDER and reality shows. Cancelled: FIREFLY and GLOBAL FREQUENCY…. ff.im/lcpt #
- 09:38 Ernie and Bert are the felt representation of Cain and Abel. Therefore, it’s only a matter of time before Bert kills… ff.im/ldu2 #
- 09:53 The secret ingredient in fast food hamburgers? Old people. Which explains why Big Macs taste like masking tape. ff.im/le2u #
- 10:43 AstraZeneca row as corruption claims engulf Nobel prize – Times Online ff.im/lfO4 #
- 10:44 Think Progress » Bush: I’m grateful YouTube wasn’t around during my campaign. ff.im/lfOi #
- 10:44 Katrina’s Hidden Race War ff.im/lfQ1 #
- 11:22 Urgh. Methinks Evil Steven will give way to Tummyache Steven soon, and he’s a real grumpy bastard. Stoopid muffins.
ff.im/lh7e # - 11:58 Drinking Chinese palliative to stop the blade that insists on vivisecting my midsection. I haven’t felt this bad… ff.im/li6l #
- 12:07 Media Matters – Scarborough’s explanation for repeatedly saying Franken "can steal" votes: "I’m like a scientist…. ff.im/lisJ #
- 12:08 Think Progress » Duncan Hunter: Torture Provided ‘Enormously Valuable Information That Saved American Lives’ ff.im/litT #
- 12:08 2008, the year in photographs (part 3 of 3) – The Big Picture – Boston.com ff.im/liv5 #
- 12:09 RIAA v. The People Turns from Lawsuits to 3 Strikes | Electronic Frontier Foundation ff.im/livo #
- 12:09 Editorial – The Torture Report – NYTimes.com ff.im/liwe #
- 12:09 Father Punishes Son with Public Humiliation ff.im/liww #
- 12:10 Obama chooses top science advisers – Washington Post- msnbc.com ff.im/liwE #
- 12:10 Audit: FBI agents billed $45k apiece for Iraq OT ff.im/lixK #
- 13:09 Listen, I can stand here all day, but « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? ff.im/lkjb #
- 13:09 pssst… tell santa « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? ff.im/lkjq #
- 13:09 Cuddlez « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? ff.im/lkjE #
- 13:09 BBC NEWS | Health | People ’still willing to torture’ ff.im/lkk0 #
- 13:10 Media Matters – Misinformer of the Year Hannity again announced he was giving " Left-Wing Obamamania Media Sleaze PC… ff.im/lklX #
- 13:14 Cleerly you iz confuzd. Dis. Mah. Sock. « Loldogs, Dogs ‘n’ Puppy Dog Pictures – I Has A Hotdog! ff.im/lksX #
- 13:14 i seez homans get noms like this « Loldogs, Dogs ‘n’ Puppy Dog Pictures – I Has A Hotdog! ff.im/lkt1 #
- 13:14 silent treatment « Loldogs, Dogs ‘n’ Puppy Dog Pictures – I Has A Hotdog! ff.im/lktp #
- 13:15 LOOK OUT HE’S GOT A SHOE!!!! « Pundit Kitchen: Lol News and Lol Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden and… ff.im/lktP #
- 13:15 We have recently received intel… « Pundit Kitchen: Lol News and Lol Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden… ff.im/lktS #
- 13:15 After refusing to mate in captivity… Ling Ling really hit rock bottom « Pundit Kitchen: Lol News and Lol Sarah Palin,… ff.im/lku0 #
- 13:15 Imitation Alka Seltzer for a fraction of the cost ff.im/lkux #
- 13:16 Stop All Monsters: Finally, Vikings Fighting Aliens ff.im/lkv5 #
- 13:44 Op-Ed Columnist – Miracle Tax Diet – NYTimes.com ff.im/llo5 #
- 13:46 George Bush shoe protester has been beaten, Iraqi judge says | World news | guardian.co.uk ff.im/llrO #
- 13:47 Critical Kitteh « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? ff.im/llsa #
- 13:51 George Bush shoe protester has been beaten, Iraqi judge says | World news | guardian.co.uk ff.im/llrO #
- 14:35 Ananova – Swiss watch found in 400-year-old tomb ff.im/lmVZ #
- 14:35 Quote Of The Day: Teenage Girls Are Writing Harder Science Fiction Than You Are ff.im/lmX3 #
- 14:40 @warrenellis That sounds like it would go nicely with the Weasel Puke Coffee now being sold. www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/b439/ #
- 14:42 ThinkGeek :: Weasel Puke Coffee ff.im/ln9H #
- 15:06 Alice Russell – Universe ff.im/lnMQ #
- 15:06 Alice Russell – Let Us Be Loving ff.im/lnMP #
- 15:06 Alice Russell – All Alone ff.im/lnMS #
- 15:06 Alice Russell – Hurry On Now ff.im/lnMR #
- 15:06 Alice Russell – Got The Hunger? ff.im/lnMT #
- 15:06 Alice Russell – Lights Went Out ff.im/lnMU #
- 15:06 Alice Russell – Crazy ff.im/lnMW #
- 15:06 Alice Russell – Hesitate ff.im/lnMV #
- 15:14 Homemade Butter – Gift of the Day – Slashfood ff.im/lo0B #
- 15:14 Severed Cables in Mediterranean Disrupt Communication ff.im/lo1s #
- 15:43 Jose Rizo’s Latin Side Allstars – Mujer Chicana ff.im/loQW #
- 15:43 Jose Rizo’s Latin Side Allstars – Mamacita Caravana ff.im/loQV #
- 15:43 Jose Rizo’s Latin Side Allstars – Descarga Cachao ff.im/loR0 #
- 15:43 Jose Rizo’s Latin Side Allstars – In A Whisper ff.im/loQZ #
- 15:43 Jose Rizo’s Latin Side Allstars – Shortcuts ff.im/loQX #
- 15:43 Jose Rizo’s Latin Side Allstars – Arabian Moods ff.im/loQY #
- 15:58 I boop ur noes. « Loldogs, Dogs ‘n’ Puppy Dog Pictures – I Has A Hotdog! ff.im/lpgk #
- 16:05 Ceiling Cat on vakashun « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? ff.im/lpp7 #
- 16:51 Good grief, traffic is a bloody nightmare today. Both buses I take home were 10+ mins late. ff.im/lqwc #
- 16:52 Watching the vid I posted on Seesmic last night. I so need a haircut. And a speech coach. ff.im/lqwY #
- 17:45 Burial – Night Bus ff.im/lrM5 #
- 17:45 Burial – Southern Comfort ff.im/lrM8 #
- 17:45 Burial – Spaceape ff.im/lrM7 #
- 17:45 Burial – Untitled ff.im/lrMa #
- 17:45 Burial – Wounder ff.im/lrM9 #
- 17:45 Burial – Distant Lights ff.im/lrM6 #
- 18:16 Burial – Broken Home ff.im/lsuk #
- 18:16 Burial – Forgive ff.im/lsul #
- 18:16 Burial – Gutted ff.im/lsum #
- 18:16 Burial – U Hurt Me ff.im/lsun #
- 18:49 Burial – Prayer ff.im/lth9 #
- 18:49 Burial – Archangel ff.im/lth8 #
- 18:49 Burial – Pirates ff.im/lth3 #
- 18:49 Burial – Untitled ff.im/lth7 #
- 18:49 Burial – Ghost Hardware ff.im/lth6 #
- 18:49 Burial – Untitled ff.im/ltha #
- 18:49 Burial – Endorphin ff.im/lth4 #
- 18:49 Burial – Near Dark ff.im/lth5 #
- 19:04 Burial – Untrue ff.im/ltCS #
- 19:04 Burial – Etched Headplate ff.im/ltCT #
- 19:04 Burial – In McDonalds ff.im/ltCU #
- 19:04 Burial – Shell of Light ff.im/ltCV #
- 19:19 Burial – UK ff.im/ltVJ #
- 19:19 Burial – Homeless ff.im/ltVI #
- 19:19 Burial – Dog Shelter ff.im/ltVK #
- 19:47 Gaming: Vuzix Teases Us With Awesome Virtual Reality Wrap 920AV Video Sunglasses ff.im/luvH #
- 19:50 Burial – Raver ff.im/luxG #
- 20:00 weiner roast! « Loldogs, Dogs ‘n’ Puppy Dog Pictures – I Has A Hotdog! ff.im/luM2 #
- 22:12 Good night, intrawebz. Sweet dreams. ff.im/lxHF #
The chaps at LoudTwitter did this. Obviously, the poor dears need psychological assistance.

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